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Ricardo El Rey writes a very short story each Sunday. The Sunday Story.
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The Smile of Derek Fletcher |
| Hello,
It's one from the archive.
Henjoy
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| 17-Apr-2011 |
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Odd Essay |
| Gooooood moinink
It's here again. A nostalgic little tale.
Henjoy!
Adios
El Rey |
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| 17-Apr-2011 |
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Frankenstein and The Flood |
| And to the the bona fide saints amongst you congratulations on rmaking it through another year of immortal notoriety.
I have beed working on a two sunday Stories this week but neither are ready. And will all due respect I would not dream send of sending you lot stuff that I consider to be sub standard. Therefore I have attached a childrens poem I wrote about 18 months ago. In keeping with the spirit of Halloween (thee most important festival of the year) it is a classic horror story. I have been told by parents who have read it that it is too scary for kids. But what the hell do parents know? I've also attahed a poem that I recorded as part of a song with Razor Dog. It's suitably irreverent.
Thanks to everyone who attended my Spooktastic gathering last night. To quote the immortal words of Donald Shoenstien aka 'Boon' it was 'Unbelievable. A new low. I'm so ashamed.'
So Tally Ho me pals and palesses
"Be afraid. Be very afraid" (Veronica 'Ronnie' Quiafe.1986)
Adios
El Rey x
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| 17-Apr-2011 |
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Cheese and Crackers |
| Good Afternoon,
This week's addition is quite a bit longer than usual. Hope it whets you appetite.
Enjoy
El Rey |
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| 06-Mar-2011 |
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Birthday Girl |
| Good Morning,
Hope this drizzly day finds you well. Here is a little story fresh off the press.
Bless you all.
El Rey |
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| 06-Mar-2011 |
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Breaking News |
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| 06-Mar-2011 |
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Boomerang |
| Good afternoon and thank you for your patience.
It is a corny tale written only with your similes in mind.
Enjoy
El Rey x |
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| 01-Mar-2011 |
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Moonlight Become You Apparently |
| Afternoon,
Sorry it's late but I sometimes have to trawl. It's a goody.
Love to ya'll
El Rey x |
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| 01-Mar-2011 |
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One Morning in Memphis |
| Good afternoon. So sorry it's late. I'm very hung over indeed. That's all I can say.
Loves
El Rey x
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| 01-Mar-2011 |
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Morning Has Broken |
| Here's a cheery little cautionary tale to perk you up this Sunday.
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| 20-Feb-2011 |
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Monkey See |
| Late to bed. Up early. It doesn't make sense. But oh my does it make you lot lucky; for I have just knocked off a proper quickie which I am sending as a bonus treat... It's bank holiday after all.
I'm off to pray to the god of sleep. Hopefully he will reply by mid evening. |
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| 20-Feb-2011 |
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Feeling Good and Man Seen On Roof |
| Welcome to another Sunday. It's the last official day of the weather. Once more there are two for you to plough through. One is an official Sunday Story the other is one of my mischievously bogus news stories, which has been sent to the British press. I also sent it to the New York Times, LA Times and Chicago Tribune. Please forward it to press offices the world over with impish relish. |
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| 20-Feb-2011 |
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Not Necessarily A Matter of Taste and Toad |
| Hola... welcome to the most anticipated nonesense of the week. Once more it's a double bubble as I endeavor to both educate and entertain. The Bitter End is a small sample of my research into the origins of nautical phrases and trivia. Much more of which can be found on the web site www.harbourguides.com.
Toad is just another quickie horror story. It is again culled from my archive. But worry not I am working on new material. Just had a lot on my mind recently.
adios amigos muchos mojos |
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| 13-Feb-2011 |
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Devil and Dental |
| Got a busy mroning tomorrow and I didn't want any wrath for not sending my story. To be honest 'Devil' is not a story at all. It is a piece of information. Do with it what you will.
It was written during a period of intense happiness and inspiration. I was looking for stuff to write about all the time and was encouraged to do so. Since then I have written almost every day. I am grateful.
The other, 'Dental', is a very short story written around the same period in the early hours. I read it and I know how much fun life was at the time. Again thank you for inspiring me. Although decorum prevents me naming you here I am sure know who will you are.
This stuff may be weird to some of you but for me it's just a bit of fun. |
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| 13-Feb-2011 |
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Cypress Point Becomes Cypress Hill |
| And here is a creepy little bogus report to get you twitching this bright and lovely morning. If you're already twitching (and I am sure many of you will be) maybe it'll help you stop. |
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| 13-Feb-2011 |
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Lung & Library |
| Sorry I missed last week. My head was a muddle. As it is today.
So here are two short ones. I dragged them from my archive as I am working on stuff that gets in the way. They are particular favourites of mine. Some of you will have already read them.
Off to the tatty town to watch punks and fighter planes today.
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| 18-Jan-2011 |
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Lancashire Zombie Horror |
| Sorry for the late delivery. I sent this little gem of sicko sensationalism to the tabloids as an experiment a week or two ago. I have heard nothing and as I don't actually read the tabloids I have no idea if they took it seriously or printed their own version regardless.
Blimey... the things you do when you're bored. Hope you enjoy it and take it in the spirit it is intended. Which isn't actually mean.
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| 18-Jan-2011 |
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Virgin Springs and Slippers |
| OK before you read the story let me run this by parents.
How do you reckon the weather will be? It’s a tricky time you see. All of a sudden we’re all going to get swine flu? That’s because it’s spreading in schools.
It takes ten days to incubate [sic]
Why the hell didn’t they shut schools down two weeks early? They had good reason and I’m sure that the kids wouldn’t have complained. |
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| 18-Jan-2011 |
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A Flat Or A House Somewhere |
| Boy it's breezy. But sunny too. Which is good. I feel sure in my bones that a many of you will relate to this little essay on life. Here’s wishing you a more than pleasant day and a whole week of adventures far beyond imagination and expectation. |
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| 10-Jun-2010 |
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LAP |
| Hola, Good gracious morning to all and each every one of you individualistists. The Sunday story is back at last for I have now moved to new abode with sunshine, park, garden, children, and dongle. Unfortunately I no longer live with the most beautiful woman in the world but at least I did. |
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| 21-May-2010 |
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Another Twelve Inches And We're Out |
| What a lovely sunny Sunday we are having. here is my Sunday story. It has kept me out of the sun so I hope you all appreciate it. And, more importantly, I hope you all have a wonderful bank holiday!
Love and peanuts
El Rey x |
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| 21-May-2010 |
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